Wednesday, October 29, 2008

fake voters

After stamps, currency and certificates now it’s the turn of voters.
In some areas the number of voters exceeds the population figure. Isn’t it staggering?
Right place to set up the National Academy of Magic…who says magic and magicians are not receiving support? Even the just born seems to have great faith in Democracy and every one is so eager to vote. Perhaps that is the reason why the voters’ turn out at the polling booths some times reaches 100 per cent. (The EC erroneously attributes it to the rigging) Thanks to the Democratic awareness of the people. Given an opportunity, our voters are competent enough to enroll themselves in the voters list on the Mars too (if there is an attempt to prepare one) no matter whether the scientists could find the traces of life.
The Election Commission can employ the GPS (Global Positioning System) to locate the households and weed out the bogus voters. How about seeking NASA’s assistance for satellite pictures! The opponents may also seek the support of Spielberg to create the non-existent voters or a Jadugar to perform the tricks of vanishing and emerging of voters.

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