borelore

Bearing bores is a Herculean task. It does have a beneficial effect too. If a police inspector is a poet, the criminals who are caught would fear more for his recitations at night in prison than the punishment the court awards.
It is not all that easy to silence the bore bears. Can a drink mixed with the adhesive ‘that can join everything but broken hearts’ make one mum?
Give a paper with objective questions (similar to EAMCET question paper) and ask him to answer only those questions so that he would not miss the point and plunge into bore lore. Make sure that it does not contain errors! Further it is better if he is asked to observe word limit in answering.
There is another way to escape from them but with a cost. Lend him an affordable amount. Then onwards he would always run away from you. Decide the amount of which your predator is worth.
To get rid of a politician bore is effortless, just remind him of his electoral promises.
Sometimes it is an established practice to ask such people to preside the meeting to contain their vivacity. But some clever bores do overcome it and continue their onslaught during the gap between two presenters.