Thursday, July 3, 2008

How to get the criminals back?

How to get these criminals back? Can we offer a berth to Dawood in the ministry? Give it some thought. This would certainly make him come back. A new department of extortions may be created. An addition to the tainted team! If it doesn’t induce him, arrange a cricket match- let it be sponsored by the ISI, the drug peddlers or the mafia- he would certainly be there. Or else how about conducting a star night with bollywood sirens? He couldn’t resist the enticement and so ultimately he could be trapped.
A post of advisor to the Reserve Bank of India or a deserving position in the finance ministry would surely bring back Krishi Rao. But enquire whether he is already in a job at the IBRD!!!
After committing the offence the criminal who is crazy of giving interviews to TV channels may be lured to conduct a crime show on TV-live if possible-and be caught.

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