Thursday, July 3, 2008

pesticides in cooldrinks

The government may take over the stock and sell it with a statutory warning- ‘Contains traces of pesticides, can be sipped to quench the thirst or sprayed on the crops to control the pests.’
How about making Devadas yet again! In this version Devadas becomes an addict of soft drinks after he is estranged from Parvathi and eventually dies. Teetotaller Deavdas! This may promote the sales of soft drinks. Further Oscar will certainly be ours this time.
The companies should propagate positive thinking. The public can still drink them emulating the man in Dr.Wayne W.Dyer’s ‘Your Erroneous Zones’ who prefers drinking alcohol to remove worms inside.

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